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me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
next day: *everything fucks up*

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Protesters from across St Louis turned up and turned out for the first St Louis County Council Meeting since Mike Brown’s Death. (Part II)

The St Louis County Council meeting was a fiery afar, as residents from across the county demanded Darren Wilson’s arrest, answers for Mike Brown’s death, and expressed frustration at their own police force being turned on them like they were enemies of the state. #staywoke #farfromover

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People don’t understand how funny it is to hear them lie. You can play it cool and have the straightest poker face, that doesn’t mean we Intuitives can’t see your blatant tell.

It’s sad when you hear the regret in the voice of a child’s parent. They seemingly won’t pull it together enough to work with the other parent to give that child a life, don’t have a home to call their own, but live well off illegal commodities and always shows up with several new pairs of shoes for the child. If that’s your definition of fatherhood, why keep making the stupid decision to fuck bitches raw and make these unwanted babies? I see why you stay away. You don’t feel like you’re good enough for the affluent family actually taking care of your child, when really, you’re making yourself not good enough of a father for your child. As the years go by, her eyes will open more to see the worthless piece of shit you’re making yourself out to be. Once again, blame the one who opened her legs for you and allowed this fuckery to take place.

I find myself saying this more often than I feel should be necessary: bitch, don’t lay your trifling hoe ass down and spread your legs to make a child if you’re not going to raise it. The same applies to you trifling hoe ass niggas too. Don’t slip into that trifling hoe ass pussy raw if you ain’t willing to step up and be a fucking man. Being a parent is a 24/7 job, not a new pair of shoes every month or a trip to fucking chuck e cheeses when you have a day off. I blame the bitches of my generation for allowing these trifling niggas to play absentee parents as well as being absentee parents themselves. All you lazy motherfuckers are giving the real parents out here a bad name and contributing to the stereotype that black people ain’t worth shit. Do the country a favor and kill your fucking selves.

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It gets funnier the more you watch it

meme-meme:

stabilized star trek shot

It gets funnier the more you watch it